Love 'em and leaf 'em (fggt98b)

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       Title: LOVE 'EM AND LEAF 'EM (FGGT98B)
  Categories: Salads
       Yield: 4 servings
  
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     2/3 c  Mayonnaise
       2 tb Vegetable oil
       2 tb Honey
       2 tb Half and half
       1 tb Prepared mustard
   1 1/2 tb Fresh lemon juice
     1/8 ts Dry mustard
       1 tb Parsley; chopped
 
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     1/8 ts Curry
       1    Green onion; chopped
     1/2 ts Celery seeds
     1/2 ts Poppy seeds
     1/2 ts Sesame seeds
       2 tb Raisins
       2 tb Nuts, slivered almonds, etc
       2 ts Capers
       2 ts Black olives; chopped
  
   NOTE: You can garnish the greens to reflect your own intentions by
   combining common ingredients in an unusual way. A creative
   arrangement of olives and carrots could be mildly fliratious--or
   boldly suggestive, depending on how you slice them! Compose your
   salad to best express your desires, but keep it simple and make your
   own dressing, if possible. This recipe is a basic honey-lemon
   dressing whose variety is almost endless. Source: Cooking In The
   Nude--Quickies, c1984
  
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