U-238

1 qt Rum
      1 qt Vodka
      1 qt Strawberry juice
      1 qt Orange juice
      1 qt Pineapple juice
      1 pt Fresh strawberries
      1 pt Orange wedges
      1 pt Pineapple chunks
 
  Mix all ingredients well. Chill. Serve as you would punch.
  This beverage's motto is: Hiroshima's favorite since '45. Guaranteed to
  bomb you into the next decade!
  NOTE: Orange juice & wedges and pineapple juice & chunks can be substituted
  for your favorite fruit. However, the strawberries & juice is considered
  MANDATORY! The vodka can also be substituted for your favorite booze, but
  rum is MANDATORY!